Respect trans people or die 💙🗡💙
Southern California Gothic
• you’re driving to work, you’re stopped at an intersection, there are people selling fruit and flowers on every corner. There’s a sign that forbids this. A police officer buys a basket of oranges for three dollars.
• you’re at the park, you blink, there is now a man with a cart in front of you. You don’t question this. You buy an elote.
• it’s cold, so cold. Your weather app says 67 degrees. That can’t be, it’s so cold. You see tourists in short sleeves, you exclaim to your friend that they must be insane! It’s so cold.
• you leave the doctors office, there is a Starbucks on the corner. It was not there when you went into the doctors office. You buy a latte.
• you’re hanging out with your friends, one mentions that they’re hungry and want in-n-out. You are so hungry. So, so hungry. You get a double double with animal fries and a pink lemonade. The restaurant was not there yesterday.
• they said rain will come this week, it will not. The rain decides when to come. You can’t make its choices for it. That would be rude.
• you’re finished with your shopping. You pack your things into the car and start to drive. You drive to stater bros. You’re not done shopping yet.
• you are driving, the radio won’t work. The only stations you can hear, faintly, are Spanish talk radio and Christian music. Sometimes in the static you hear the faint sound of the beach boys.
• you go to the beach. You don’t know the way. All roads lead to the beach.
• it was foggy today. Nobody dared leave their homes.
• you’ve been driving for two days. You are still in California.
• you’re falling asleep, something feels off. The train blares it’s horn an unknown distance away. You’re able to sleep.
• you hear the fireworks at Disneyland. You don’t live anywhere hear Anaheim. You simply turn up the volume.
• you’re at knotts berry farm, three yards away there is a cowboy holding a boysenberry cotton candy, you hear screams from the direction of silver bullet. You’ve been sitting outside the saloon for days.
this is the funniest 8 seconds of television that has ever aired like this show was something else
Wow
I’m just going to leave this here…
im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”
